This makes my day

10:26 AM
Colleague 1: asobrain (an online game platform) is pretty solid
Colleague 2: good times
10:27 AM
Colleague 1: unfortunately it has lead to a series of beta-delta type internal dilemmas for me.
Colleague 2: you should talk to Vinci and Dan (my co-author)
Colleague 1: yes, that was what i was thinking. they need to install some sort of device (referring to the self-control experiment we are conducting) on my computer
Colleague 2: lol

Avery Griffin, who switched to an Apple Inc. computer a few years ago for its audio recording software. The 24-year-old musician said his new machine wouldn’t stop freezing up and crashing. But he said all he heard from Apple was, “At least it’s not a PC.”

The PC he uses now works just fine, he said.

http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/081116/tec_broken_gadgets.html

Well maybe an Apple is really better than a PC, but at this moment there are still a lot more people using PCs, which translates to more people one can turn to for help when something goes wrong.

Caruso One Liners

One of the most recognized symbol of the television series CSI: Miami is the main propagandist Lieutenant Cain wearing his sunglasses in the middle of an one-line dialogue. One comment on YouTube puts it, “If you don’t catch the first 30 seconds of CSI: Miami, don’t bother watching the rest.”

Jim Carrey’s impersonation,

國慶/很難看哦! 馬總統大口咬車輪餅 周美青怒瞪

我喜歡這樣的統總。

昨天(10日)是馬政府上任後的第一次國慶,不曉得馬英九總統是不是因為對很多細節還不習慣,在昨天的國慶大會上,不但被夫人周美青拍了幾下,才回過神來跟民眾揮手,連在國慶酒會時,馬總統也因為咬車輪餅咬得太大口了,吃相難看,被太座周美青唸了幾句。

總統夫人周美青為什麼臉色這麼難看呢?原來都是為了馬總統。國慶酒會的典禮上,只見馬總統可能餓壞了,不但開心地大快朵頤,尤其吃到車輪餅這道點心的時候,更是張大了嘴,想要一口就把整個車輪餅給吞下肚,似乎已經忘了一旁還有外賓在,讓夫人周美青忍不住皺起眉頭,還瞪了馬總統一眼,彷彿是在對老公說,「你也吃小口一點嘛,怎麼吃相這麼難看呢?」

第一次以元首身分出席國慶活動,馬總統似乎還不習慣,頻頻快凸槌,例如國慶大典結束時,總統跟總統夫人依慣例與南區的貴賓一一握完手之後,還要向位在總統府南方的民眾揮揮手,但這時,馬總統卻頭也不回的往前走,夫人周美青及時拉了他一把,馬總統還是沒回神,周美青再拉、再拉,還拍了一下他的手,馬英九這時才微笑向大家揮手致意,不過周美青口中已經開始念念有詞了。

國慶這麼重要的大日子,馬總統卻沒有掌握好一些小細節,難怪第一夫人周美青得像個保母一樣,不時對老公耳提面命。(新聞來源:東森新聞)